Jon & Tataki in: Men & Women ]|[

Author: Scyess

Date: September 6, 2002

by Scyess
9-06-02
I have a great relationship with my boyfriend... watch this... HEY, FUCKWAD! WE'RE MOVING TO BOZEMAN, MONTANA TOMORROW!
"Like Hell we are."
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I thought you enjoyed oral sex more than that, but if you don't want it anymore, it's your choice.
"We'll pack tonight."
YOU'll pack. Right now.
The fact that this does nothing to diminish my desire for a girlfriend is downright frightening.