Cute 'n' Fuzzy Has Its Drawbacks

Author: Scyess

Date: March 5, 2001

by Scyess
3-05-01
You can't actually think you'll be able to pick up women by dressing up like a squirrel.
Well, I can't do any worse than I did before.
I don't know how a 5'8" man can even fit into a 11" squirrel suit, anyway.
I refuse to take this suit off until I successfully woo a woman!
Stuck, huh?
Like a Buick in a microwave.