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Author: Scyess

Date: September 10, 2002

by Scyess
9-10-02
...and so what was the victim telling you before he was found murdered, castrated, and stuck to the women's room ceiling with gum?
He was telling me about something he found this morning...
Odd... I don't remember leaving a bloody horse head in my bed... and I just bought these Calvin Klein sheets...
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm from the Medical Examiner's office. What should I do with the stuck-up castrato?
Leave the gum; take the cajones.