Don't Hit on Girls when You're Stuck in a Squirrel Suit

Author: Scyess

Date: March 5, 2001

by Scyess
3-05-01
Hi, Tataki! It's me, Jon! Instead of taking advantage of your thinking I'm really a squirrel and getting to ride in your shirt, I'm being chivalrous and telling you it's me! Isn't that chivalrous?
!!!
(a large Batman-like "WHAP" effect would be useful here)
Squeak!
I would be impressed, if you weren't such a •ϑԂŠSQUIRRELLY LITTLE PERVERT! HIYA!!
I'm sorry, Jon. It's hard to be professional when your patient has just been beaten up by a cute girl because he's stuck in a squirrel suit that's nine times smaller than his actual body.
It's okay, Doc. Surely by now you know that I'm used to derisive laughter. In fact, I doubt my bones would knit without it. Have a ball.