Defeat

Author: Scyess

Date: September 11, 2002

by Scyess
9-11-02
So you failed to blow up the Earth?
Yep. They just wouldn't let me put the destructo-mines anywhere.
Hm... it says in the Encyclopedia that the dominant species here may be averse to storing explosives capable of destroying their entire planet in their immediate presence.
Looks like we're defeated.
Are you sure it's okay to be defeated because they won't let us blow them up? Why don't we just launch the mines at them and go?
At the planet? You fool! They have all those trampolines! Curse you, bouncy, bouncy Earth trampolines!