Cool Ranch Doritos Suck

Author: Scyess

Date: September 11, 2002

by Scyess
9-11-02
Um, you again?
Uh... I don't know what you're talking about. I'm from the snacky-snack sweepstakes, you've won a lifetime delivery of Cool Ranch Doritos to your house! I'll bring 'em in.
Oh, gee, those "Cool Ranch Doritos" wouldn't happen to be intergalactic destructo-mines in disguise, would they?
Um, no! Absolutely not! Or your money back! Or something...
It's a good thing he didn't offer Funyuns, or I might not have been able to resist. Oops... did I say that out loud?
*KNOCK KNOCK*