Indisposed

Author: Scyess

Date: March 5, 2001

by Scyess
3-05-01
Jon, back at home, is still stuck in his squirrel suit.
**ring ring**
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Speakerphone.
Hello, Jon? *growl* This is Samantha. *grunt* *drool* I was wondering if you were *snort* up for a couple of drinks tonight? *slurp* *smack*
I'd love to, Samantha, but I've just spent all day stuffed into an 11" squirrel suit, and I can't get out! I couldn't stand the agony of being seen in public anymore like this.
The number of cordless roatary speakerphones around here is mind-boggling, don't you agree?
Oh really? *smack* Then prepare to know the agony *grunt* of using lame bursh-off lines on a Lord of Hell! *snort* *drool*
No, really! I'm serious! Please don't rip away my flesh again! Aw, man, today sucks.