Curry

Author: Scyess

Date: September 15, 2002

by Scyess
9-15-02
Oh, I hate those burps where the all-you-can-eat Indian curry buffet from lunch comes marching back up your esophogus.
Um, excuse me... I don't normally approach guys, but I saw you and... well, I find you very attractive. Would you like to go out sometime?
Crap! What should I do? I can't talk to her because of my curry/bile breath, but I can't just stand here and say nothing...
You're not saying anything... this is some sort of wierd rejection, isn't it? I'm so embarassed! Bye!
Later, at the World of Intestinally Questionable All-U-Can-Eet Curry Buffet Extravaganza Restaraunt
Aperna! I just got a subpeona from some guy claming it's our fault he's still a virgin.
Are you sure that wasn't supposed to go to McDonald's?