Identity Crisis

Author: Scyess

Date: September 16, 2002

by Scyess
9-16-02
Jon, it makes me uncomfortable how you're always "fawning" over me! hehe
Um, but I don't fawn over you.
No, that was a joke, see? You know, because I'm a fawn and all.
Uh, but you're not a fawn. You're a pink cow who lives in my closet.
DAMMIT, JON! WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I REALLY AM!?!
...which is a pink cow who needs to stop watching Bambi while dropping acid.