Pick-Up Lines in Real Life ][

Author: Scyess

Date: September 20, 2002

by Scyess
9-20-02
Hi there! I'm Paul. How would you like to get a pizza and fuck?
AAAAAAHHH!!!
I think I'd rather shatter your skull into pieces the size of Grape Nuts®.
* gurgle* Well... *cough* How about we *sputter* forget the pizza? AAAAIIIYYYYEEEE!!
STOP... BREATHING!!