Jon

Author: Scyess

Date: September 24, 2002

by Scyess
9-24-02
Ah, you must be my blind date, "Jonathan." Nice to meet you, Jon.
DAMMIT! WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASSUME THEY CAN CALL ME "JON?" IS IT WRITTEN SOMEWHERE? IS IT TATOOED ON MY FOREHEAD?
PEOPLE NAMED "JONATHAN" DO NOT ALL GO BY "JON!" DAMMIT, SHOW MY NAME SOME RESPECT AT LEAST UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW ME!!
Well, anyway, congratulations on achieving the shortest blind date in history, "Jonathan."
Actually, everyone calls me "Jon."