Samantha Arrives

Author: Scyess

Date: March 6, 2001

by Scyess
3-06-01
*ding dong*
Come in.
Hi, there. *slobber* I invited Jon for drinks tonight, *pant* and now I'm here to make him suffer for the lame line he brushed me off with. *growl* If you could just point me in his direction...
Sorry, Jon's not here right now. I'll tell him you stopped by, though. See ya!
You know, looking at you reminds me *spit* that when I'm asked how I like my steak, I generally say, "pink." *drool* *grunt*
...by which I mean, he's not here, he's in the other room cowering under the bed. I'll "see ya" to the bedroom. Right this way, ma'am.