911 Customer Service

Author: Scyess

Date: September 28, 2002

by Scyess
9-28-02
Hi. Thanks for calling 911. I'll be your paramedic this evening.
Before I begin treatment, I like to break the ice by getting to know my patients.
I noticed you got hit by a Porche. I much prefer sportier looking Ferarris, don't you?
You're standing on my lungs.