Fun Fact: Pigs Are also Pachyderms.

Author: Scyess

Date: March 6, 2001

by Scyess
3-06-01
Actually, Jon *snarl* I'm not here to rip off your flesh. *grunt* I came to help you *drool* get out of that squirrel suit. *pant* *smack* ... if you really want me to.
Of course I do! Please help me! Anything has to be better than this! I can't feel my legs and I can't take any more smart-ass remarks about my "nuts!"
** ***RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP*** **
Okay...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*slobber* Tah dah! You're out. *grunt* You can thank me later.
That had to be the most excruciatingly painful experience of my life.