As Seen on TV

Author: Scyess

Date: September 28, 2002

by Scyess
9-28-02
...so there's no chance of you and I getting together?
Like I told you... Only if you were the last guy on Earth.
Aha! How about now?
Now I either roam the Earth looking for proof every other male human is gone, or I kick your ass for trying to trick me by playing Independence_Day on your rear-projection TV.