Got a Bad Case

Author: Scyess

Date: October 1, 2002

by Scyess
10-01-02
Hi, Doc. I'm here for my tonsilectomy.
Great, Jon. I think you'll find it's normally a simple and painless procedure.
...except I just found out that your pathetic health insurance doesn't begin to cover my fees. My replacement will be with you shortly.
Avast, ye dog! Open up ye scurvy gullet an' I'll have at them tonsilies!
...I think I'll just step across the border and have this done in Canada for free.