Several Grains of Salt

Author: Scyess

Date: October 1, 2002

by Scyess
10-01-02
What's the word, doc?
There's good news, and there's bad news. The bad news is I've diagnosed you as only having a week to live.
I guess the good news is your only medical qualification is the white lab coat you got at a garage sale.
Don't forget the bushy hair.