Those Wacky Fire Ants

Author: Scyess

Date: October 3, 2002

by Scyess
10-03-02
ARGH!
Yep. Checkmate. I win again.
Damn. What could be worse than being beaten at chess by cattle?
How about being dipped in acid before being eaten alive by fire ants?
Well, yeah, I guess that would be worse.
Then I'd recommend you get away from the "loser" chair as quickly as possible.