Misconception

Author: Scyess

Date: March 8, 2001

by Scyess
3-08-01
Hi, Tataki! It's me, Jon! I'm an elephant now!
What the...
It should wear off in a few days, but I figure as long as I weigh over three tons I can ask you out without getting the crap beaten out of me.
Grrrr...
In other news, an elephant was seen today roaming downtown with its trunk mysteriously rammed up its ass.
That's it. Pack your bags, Martha. This town is just too wierd for me.