CC 145: In a Subjunctive Mood

Author: Scyess

Date: October 6, 2002

by Scyess
10-06-02
If I had to be any kind of cancer, I'd definitely want to be breast cancer.
You insensitive bastard! Do you have any idea how many women die of breast cancer each year?
No. Do you?
Uh, no, not really.
...you were saying?
...and if I had to be a pasta, I'd be the pasta shaped like breasts.