Offensensitivity (not as Good as the Original, but Oh Well)

Author: Scyess

Date: October 7, 2002

by Scyess
10-07-02
Geez, what's your problem, you stupid cow?
Aiye! I can't believe you called me that! I'm so offended!
Did you hear what he just called me? I've never been so offended in my life.
You're offended at being called a cow? Now I'm offended.
...so I ate her.
Geez... I don't know why all his stories have to end the same way.