CC:GM Offers New Payment Plans Amid Signs of Slowed US Sales

Author: Scyess

Date: October 11, 2002

by Scyess
10-11-02
Okay, we'll give you 0% financing, plus we'll have our Shaft look-alike, Maurice, give you head in the backseat once a week.
Uh... that won't really be necessary...
Well, our other plan involves 7% monthly interest and a we keep Maurice away from you. Don't buy the car and we can't be too sure.
Yes, yes, I'll take the car at 7%! Wow, what a deal.
Slow sales they say? Customer incentives, says I.