CC 147:Fur Flies in Critter Crowd Over Fate of Feral Felines

Author: Scyess

Date: October 11, 2002

by Scyess
10-11-02
...in other news, ... Fur Flies in Critter Crowd...
Um, you don't really expect me to read this atrocious headline, do you?
Gee, I'm sorry... your job application seems to say "reporter," not "writer." Now read the fucking line.
I guess I really shouldn't have expected more than this for majoring in journalism.
And hold the cat higher -- let's get this right in the next take before the acid wears off.