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| ...in other news, ... Fur Flies in Critter Crowd... | |
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| Um, you don't really expect me to read this atrocious headline, do you? | |
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| Gee, I'm sorry... your job application seems to say "reporter," not "writer." Now read the fucking line. | |
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| I guess I really shouldn't have expected more than this for majoring in journalism. | |
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| And hold the cat higher -- let's get this right in the next take before the acid wears off. | |
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