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| If elected I promise to lower taxes without increasing the deficit by eliminating government waste. I will also crack down on crime and boost education. | |
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| Furthermore, I will see to it that each American's home is filled with the thick, warm scent of my ass. | |
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| I don't think the Flatulence Party will make much of a showing at the polls this year... | |
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