Chicken's Lament

Author: Scyess

Date: March 11, 2001

by Scyess
3-11-01
Howdy, partner. Why the long face?
I'm tired of being stereotyped as cowardly just because I happen technically to be a "chicken."
Shucks. That's a shame.
That's why I'm here in this bar drowning my sorrows.
If you'd care to drown 'em in honey barbeque sauce, I've got plenty of it at my place. That is, unless you're scared.
Then again, running in terror every once in a while might not be such a bad thing.