The Wrong Approach

Author: Scyess

Date: October 17, 2002

by Scyess
10-17-02
Dammit, Cowdjinn, I've tried everything possible to find a girlfriend!
I've learned to dance, I've taught myself ten languages, I've become a master lutanist, I've memorized every plant and animal in the encyclopedia, including habitat, preferred foods, and flavor...
That's great, but you might want to try occasionally leaving the house.
But who would monitor my revolutionary pheromone experiements!!?!