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Awake, you drunkards, and weep; and wail, all you drinkers of wine, because of the sweet wine, for it is cut off from your mouth.
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| Hold on, wait a second -- I'm totally lost. | |
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| Me too. What part of the Bible is this from? | |
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| I've never heard of the Book of "Joel." Isn't that one of those joke Bible books, like the "Book of Delusions?" | |
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Or maybe I could just smite your drunk lackey ass.
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| No, no, we're cool, but couldn't you maybe move us somewhere with more pizzaz, like the Book of Numbers? | |
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| Or maybe Deuteronomy? "Deuteronomy" is fun to say. | |
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