CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV][

Author: Scyess

Date: October 22, 2002

by Scyess
10-22-02
Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you; he who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life...
Hey you! Jesus! That's enough miricalin' out of you, hot-shot!
Who the fuck are you?
You don't recognize me? I'm Adam. I'm sick of you getting all the press these days. I get one book, and you get a whole TESTAMENT! Well no longer, hippy! Prepare for a good Old-Testament beatin'!
"Ow! No hair-pulling, hippy!" "Don't make me tell my dad!" "Brat!" "Fossil!" "Ow!" "Jerk!" "Cannnibalistic media whore!!"
Uh, hey, John... let's leave this part out of the text, whadda ya say?
Which part? The fight thing or the "eat my flesh" stuff? 'Cause that's kinda gross.