Friendly Advice

Author: Scyess

Date: October 30, 2002

by Scyess
10-30-02
That was the girl!
She seemed nice enough.
Do you think I handled myself okay?
Aside from failing to complete a coherent sentence and bursting into flames, I thought you were one smooth talker.
Do you think I should ask her out?
Sure, but first buy her a bottle of scotch and an asbestous suit. And yes, I said BOTTLE.