Urine Trouble

Author: SealClubber

Date: May 22, 2004

by SealClubber
5-22-04
excuse me, officer. i wanted to ask you something, but i'm kind of afraid.
go ahead, young lady. the best way to stop crime is for brave citizens like yourself to come forward.
ok, but i don't want to get into trouble or anything.
i promise you have nothing to be worried about.
have you ever kissed your wife while she was sitting on the toilet?