All comics by Seiku11

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
Are you sure this is how you play Doctor?
Yep, mom said so.
You're a retard.
..ow..
Oh poor soul.. I knew thee well..
I'm not dead yet, give me a minute.

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
"Dear Seiku, we here at the editorial's do not enjoy reading your sadistic comics, therefore, we do not wish to put you in our paper, we are sorry, but that is really all we can say. - P.S You suck.
The heck was that? I don't remember submitting my comics anywhere..
Hmm.. Best just to kill myself out of sorrow that the future reference of me submitting my comics is a failure..

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
What's the point now-a-days? When you think about it, is there such a thing as love? Daddy always said love was a man's way to sex, but I've always thought that love was a way to get a woman to care.
EEROR CODE 199778; COMMENSE SHUT DOWN; HUMAN DEPRESSION TO MUCH; 19936; COMMENSE SHUT DOWN.
Why are you even in here? Do I need to put up a sign saying: "Occupied"?
Shut up, squiggle human. I am here for my daily release of fluid.
Time to put you back in the garage.
I am going next door.

 

I'm afraid to say that your wife has cancer, AIDS, herpes, crabs, clap, Breast Cancer, and Ass Cancer.
Well.., That sucks. Tell her I had a heart attack or something.
by Seiku11, 3-29-07

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
Ah.. After a hard day's work at the building sight, I can finally relax and get on my favorite forums; After I check my email of course!
"Welcome, You have mail!"
Yay mail... Let's see... ... ... ... ... ... ... Oh my god...
"Hello, Mr. Seiku. I am afraid you left your account unactive for far too long, and your account has been banned."
..Now you tell me..
"Just kidding.. We boosted you up to Global Moderator. Enjoy your new moderating powers, but please don't abuse them, you will be banned if you do."

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
This cop has been following me for the past hour..
He's been standing there for the past hour..
Can I help you, officer?
Oh my god he moved... and he sounds like an English Man!
Why are people so mean to me...
So.... Wanna get some donuts and takl about why you've been standing there, as if you were a zombie?

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
There's no donuts here?
What? You think I'd share my donuts with a skinny stick like you?!
But, I like donuts..
... Oh my god he's got a gun!
Ah, another point to my protection of the community.

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
Hey Bill, Heard I'm suppose to kill you.
No kidding?! I'm suppose to kill you too!
Fucking awesome.
I know!
..So....
[cough] Yeah...

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
...
"Stop whining"
...hmm...
[sniffle]

 

by Seiku11
3-29-07
Ever Wonder what guys have that we don't? I have. I know they have a mind of one obsession; While we have cleaning, and make-up.
You might be on to something...
Thanks, Seiku.
No problem, babe.
You want sex now, don't you?
Nah, I have to go fix up the garage.

 

...What the fuck?
by Seiku11, 3-29-07

 

by Seiku11
3-30-07
What happened to my mother's three bean casarol?
Oh, I threw that out.
That was my mother's last meal...
[Frrrrrrtttttt] Ah...

 

by Seiku11
3-30-07
What happened to my mother's three bean casarol?
Oh, I threw that out.
That was my mother's last meal...
[Frrrrrrtttttt] Ah...

 

by Seiku11
3-30-07
Realms... Realms... My eternal life of RolePlaying, standing through the retards who can't spell gives my life meaning and fun...
F-F-F-F-F-F-F
"You have been banned for no reasom from Realms. You can never come back because you suck."
and thus, the world exploded, and little did the admins of Realms know, they banned the future ruler of the earth.
FUUUUUUUUCK

 

by Seiku11
3-31-07
You ate my mom's last meal?!
[braaaaappp] No.
But you're farting like you ate a bunch of beans..
[pssssssspt] I habe no clue what you're talking about.

 

by Seiku11
4-01-07
Well, after many tests.. I'm afraid you have about.. A month to live..
I'm going for the second opinion.
Well, To be honest, I meant you were going to kill yourself within the next thirty days.
Oh.. You got me there.

 

by Seiku11
4-03-07
Where the hell did Seiku send me?
...
Welcome to Kenya.
Fuck this.

 

by Seiku11
4-04-07
Kenya... How could he send me to such a god forsaken place?!
God forbid I--
RAWR
Hey Frank.. How'd you ger here?
Seiku sent me to kill you.

 

by Seiku11
4-04-07
Why?
He said something about you being an annoyance.
Ah..
Yeah..
DIE!
AAARGH!!

 

by Seiku11
4-20-07
Woah... I'm like.. So totally stoned..
Yeah!
Hey, Davey! Want a popsicle?!... Good! Come over here *Zzzip* And lick!
*Lick, slurp, suck, suck, suck.. FRRRrrrrt*
Ohhhh yeah.... Fart for me, bitch!

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