Free World

Author: Seke

Date: July 9, 2004

by Seke
7-09-04
I'm leader of Free World. Evil is not tolerated. Wait a sec, I'm leader of Free World? Doesn't that mean I get some sorta discount, cuz uh-what?
No sir, you're leader of the free world, not leader of free world.
Oh....Yeah, Free World. Leader?
Yes.
Well, uh, y'know, I don't really need a discount. I mean, I'm the president, I've got alotta money. Lotta dinero, y'know?
Shh! No, no you don't. You're an everyday joe, you're one of the common guys. Ex-nay, oney-may!