Nine

Author: Seke

Date: July 12, 2004

by Seke
7-12-04
Listen, I am a WAR president. I don't worry much about legal grounds, I worry more about blowing up grounds, understand?
Mr. President, do you find any conflict whatsoever in considering yourself both a war president and a compassionate conservative?
I did not authorize that question. Next. You?
Yes, Mr. President, what's three times three?
Damn it! I didn't authorize that question either! Press conference over!