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by Sensation
6-17-02
So there I was.... and wouldn't you know it Satan has his pants down.
Hahahaha that's great!
...........
........
So uh..... does it hurt being on that thing?

 

by Sensation
6-17-02
Don't even tell me you told him about my pants being down.
Well y'see....
NO NO NO! I can't have Jesus thinking I'm weenie. What about the immortal battle of good and evil? How can GOD and Jesus ever look at the lord of darkness the same way You blew it! Dammity damn damn!
Will he ever shut up?
I could run you a warm bath.
Ooooh.. that'd be super!

 

by Sensation
6-17-02
So Satan was saying kill Richard Simmons , Martin Lawrence and Justin Timberlake.
So wait who was before Martin Lawrence?
Martin Lawrence.
*GULP*
What's wrong?
I had a dream HE was under my bed last night.

 

by Sensation
6-17-02
So Satan was saying kill Richard Simmons , Martin Lawrence and Justin Timberlake.
So wait who was before Martin Lawrence?
Richard Simmons
*GULP*
What's wrong?
I had a dream HE was under my bed last night.

 

by Sensation
6-18-02
So as I was saying that makes it impossible for Adam and Eve to ever exist.
Hmmm I see you have a point.
We'll consult Jesus on this one.
Um... Jesus.
Oh for fuck sakes just believe him.

 

by Sensation
6-18-02
Some people believe that the TV is an instrument of the devil. Being a demon I know other wise. Let me prove it.
Coming up next Barney & Friends!!!
Me and Satan need a serious talk about this one.

 

by Sensation
6-24-02
So I'm asking you to put and end to evil television.
EVIL TELEVISION YOU SAY!!!
Um.. yes think you can do that. See if Satan knows I was behind it I'd get such a besmirching.
NO JOB IS TOO BIG FOR CAPT.DYNAMO!!!!
MUST YOU YELL ALL THE TIME!!!
WHAT!!!!

 

by Sensation
12-16-02
Yes muhahaha first Bin Laden now this! My most diabolical plague yet Kangaroos with guns!
Kangaroos with guns? Um... I think you lost your touch.
Blasephmer! Why would you say such a thing?
Last night you left a flaming bag infront of the gates to Heaven and then ran away giggling.
You should have seen the look on St.Peter's face when he stomped it out. It was priceless. *sniff*

 

by Sensation
12-16-02
Death what are you doing? Satan is gonna kill you when he see's this. This is like celebrating Jesus' birth.
Jesus's birth? I thought Christmas was about company's making lots of money on gifts people buy.
Nope. Jesus's birth. Your in deep shit now. Seeya!
*GULP!*
Oh um.. ah.. hi Boss.
You better not have gotten me socks this year.

 

by Sensation
12-16-02
Hey Santa is Christmas really about Jesus' birth?
Gee kid. Stop asking stupid questions. I'm just a mall Santa? What do you want for Christmas already?
I want to know the real meaning of Christmas.
Jesus kid! I'm on my lunch break. Go bug someone else.
And so...
Jesus, is Christmas really your birthday?
If I say yes are you gonna get me something better than socks this year?

 

by Sensation
12-16-02
Hey Death wathca doing?
Asking my new friend what the meaning of Christmas is.
Um... I don't see anyone. Is he your imaginary friend?
Um...
...shit
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

 

by Sensation
12-17-02
Ah home after a long day in Hell. Let's see if I got any messages.
Message 1: Hi Bill it's Jason, y'know the guy who makes the comic. Anyway I decided your not very funny and that the comic is gonna be based on Death now.
No hard feelings I hope. Oh yeah and remember how I forgot to title the last comic? Well I'm blaming that on you. Anyways have to go. Have comics to make bye. End of message. Low Battery!
I.. Well.... SHIT! He's so right. I can't even end this comic with a punch line.

 

by Sensation
12-19-02
Today in the news George W.Bush is planning on bombing the Middle East, bombing China, bombing the Ocean and even bombing the moon. In fact Dubya plans on bomibing the whole universe.
Man this George W. Bush guy is making me look bad.
DEATH! Go fetch me George W. Bush. I want him dead so everyone won't think HE'S the blooming devil!
Can I cut his kids up in ribbons too?
His kids? Your sick! Your minolical. Your disgusting. DO IT! And step on his little puppy's tail too.
Stepping on a puppy's tail? WOA even I have my limits.

 

by Sensation
12-19-02
Wow! This is great! This is a big job if I do good I may even get a raise.
Are you gonna stand on his puppy's tail too?
NO WAY! that's just too mean.
WUSSY! Your weak!
OKAY OKAY OKAY I'll do it. I could never take peer pressure.
Hey wanna do some drugs?

 

by Sensation
12-19-02
WOAAA!!! This is some good shit. But I can't do my job if I don't know what's going on though. How are we supposed to know if we're in the white house or not?
Woa this is some good shit!
BINGO!
I swear I did not inhale.

 

by Sensation
12-20-02
Christmas Day 2002
Happy Birthday to me... happy birthday to me.
......
*sniff* Why is everyone getting presnts today except me?

 

by Sensation
12-20-02
Son I have to tell you something?
What is it father?
See Dec 25th really isn't your birthday.
Really? That's the greatest news ever. This means people may actually remember my birthday for what it is and not be concerned about getting presents.
Well y'see.... it's Oct 31st
..... fuck.

 

by Sensation
4-28-03
So what happened there? You were supposed kill George W and you freaked out.
Um.... Those drugs we're tripping me out. Besides I was afraid they'd can me like Bill if I brought political humor in to this.
Who's "THEY"?
Y'know.......
What GOD?
I know your imaginary but as my best friend you should know I don't believe in something as ridiclous as GOD.

 

by Sensation
4-28-03
And tonight in the news George W Bush has blown up everything... including the oil. Whoops!
I can't believe this Death was supposed to off this guy.
Sorry I didn't get rid of George W. But I got something really good while visting him.
It better be damn good after this fuck up!
Later On...
No man I think that we.. just always existed man...like no one made us we're just here, man! Because if we made man, man then we must have come .. out of thin air man. Damn I'm hungry!
I feel like pickles and ice cream.. heheheh... that'd be the BEST! I swear man!

 

by Sensation
6-17-03
Let me set the record straight. What's the point of eliminating me. No one reads these damn comics anyway. Although I'm sure the creator would appreciate and e-mail once in a while.
I mean I don't care if you do. He canned me as the main character. But I'm sure maybe just a "hey your comics ROCK!" or "your a pretty funny guy!" would be helpful.
How is someone to be inpired to do anything if he doesn't get encouragment. Oh and tell him to make me the main character again. I just got fired from my job at McDonald's
Remember that's thatssensational@hotmail.com You can have your $20 now Bill.

 

by Sensation
8-24-03
One day in Hell...
So Kurt Cobain I was thinking to become the head guy of these comics again I have to do what Hollywood is doing?
Huh? What?
Y'know make a sequel. Bill II Ris of the Fully Throttled and Reloaded Machines.
Right. Have you seen Jimi Hendrix? That guy owes me $10
I KNOW! How about 2 Bill 2 Furious?
Right. I'm out of here. Why do rockstars always end up in hell?

 

by Sensation
8-24-03
What's on their minds?
I hope that hooker doesn't tell anyone I only paid her to walk around in a business suit and horns on her head. I'd never get my job back.
Ahaha! These new tights are great! Wait check out that chick. I bet she wears a thong. I'll just use my x-ray vision. Granny panties? Hmm.... that's kind of a turn on.
Hmph! I save everyone's soul by dying for their sins and I don't even get a thanks. Not even a handshake. Wait... I guess that'd be difficult. Hmm.. what is that Roman guard doing with the spear?
Like I totally hope that devil guy appreciated the information I gave him.... and the head.
*SIGH* Why does the Grim Reaper always have to wear black. It's just not the season. Hmmm I wonder if those speedos would work. Nah who am I kidding I just don't have an ass.
Man. That hooker was great! There are some benefits to getting all the BAD girls down here.... wait did she say Bill paid her to wear a business suit and horns on her head? *ULP*

 

by Sensation
8-25-03
And then there was a plot...
Mr.Satan on behalf of a very large TV corperation we'd like to you in a new reality TV show. It's called Hell in a Handbasket
I'm listening.
It will be you and three other members from hell placed in a sorority house living as room mates and we'll videotape your entire personal life.
I dunno... I do have to take care of hell. I can't be off making reality TV shows.
We'll pay you millions in dollars and beautiful women will want to have sex for you.
In that case... I'm sure no one will notice if I'm gone. Hell in some religions I don't even exist. And then the catholics. Who knows what THEY believe now a days.

 

by Sensation
8-25-03
This is GREAT! This is a real part place. I wonder who my room mates are?
Oh God NO!
Heyyyyyy ROOMIE! I mean uh.. *ahem*.. Boss. We're gonna live it up arn't we?
I can't believe I agreed to do this without asking who my room mates were going to be.
I hope you don't mind but I'm letting my underwear dry on the radiator. I fell in a puddle on the way here.

 

by Sensation
8-25-03
That must be the third room mate knocking. *sigh* I may as well get it over with.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Oh... it's YOU!
Hey boss your never gonna guess what happened. This bald guy asked me to do a show and all I had to do was live with you and...
Where's my agent?
Um.. you didn't happen to talk to any hookers lately have you?

 

by Sensation
8-25-03
Woohoo that must be our 4th room mate.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Um.. do I know you?
I'm Jesus. Your fourth room mate.
Jesus? Oh your MEXICAN! I'll bust out the forties and burritos
*sigh* Some days I wish I was Mickey Mouse.

 

by Sensation
8-29-03
Now over here is where your room will be.
You moron this is MY room. Not his.
C'mon "Big S" I mean it's Jesus. You have to give up your room.
No. i think I'll stay right here.
*GASP* Your dissing tha Latino Heat, Essa!

 

by Sensation
8-29-03
Sorry Jesus. Satan says that he'll bust a cap in your Mexican ass if you try to crash his crib.
What are you babbling about? I AM NOT MEXICAN!
Your not? Then why is your name Jesus?
Because I am Jesus of Nazareth, Son of God. I died for your sins!
Oh that guy. Sorry I don't believe in you. I'm an athiest.
*sigh* sometimes I wish I was too.

 

by Sensation
11-13-03
And now one must be voted out!!
I thought it was time to bring MY CONTRIBUTION to the REALITY TV WORLD by adding a new rule to my game. 1 must be voted out!
That Gabe guy? Definitely GAY! I'll be seeing him in hell later. Sorry the catholics made THAT rule NOT me...
But he says I should talk about who I'm going to vote out. Normally I'd kick that loser Bill in the ass but Jesus has been screaming something about Mexicans. I think I'll vote him out.
Isn't it obvious! I'm voting out Death because of his arogance toward the catholic community.
Who should be voted out? You decide.
Man that Mexican guy has been hooting and hollering ever since he got here. Must be that spicy food that gives them that energy. Too much for me. I may vote him out.
I don't care who goes it ain't going to be be me MUhahaha! I caught wind Jesus is going out. And I Bill will be a STAR!

 

by Sensation
11-17-03
The wait is over. Finally we'll find out who is voted out of the apartment.
For the record I'm not gay.
We'll see when I'm whipping you and your hauling bricks to carry bricks to make call centres back down in hell.
I'm so so nervous for the vote tonight. So nervous I couldn't sleep ..mainly because I wet the bed but.. wait can we restart this?
I hope I don't get kicked out of the apartment. I have a perfect spot to store Anna Nicole Smith's body. And that's not easy to do!
The voting has been cricial. Only one person voted! It's unamimous, Jesus Christ has been voted out of the apartment. But he'll leave with some great parting gifts.
This won't be the last you hear of...JESUS CHRIST!!

 

by Sensation
11-17-03
With J.C. out of the way it is time to see who our next room mate will be for Hell in a Handbasket. Out contestants are....
........
A great applause comes over the audience.
Man.. I was getting sick of that fudge packer. I BANISHED him to 50 years to work in one of my call centres. *ahem* The contestants are...
Captain Dynamo here! Remember kids, being a super hero isn't worth it unless you get laid alot.
Who will be the new Room Mate. You Decide!
My arch enemy, Bill. I have found him and will KILL HIM when I get into the aparment. I am Michael ,Angel General of Heaven's army! YOU WILL ALL DIE! I mean... Go in peace my brother.
Like hehe.. I have no acting talent whatsoever for this show but like.. I totally like giving blow jobs. I think that qualifies me right?

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