Jesus & God (A father to son talk)

Author: Sensation

Date: December 20, 2002

by Sensation
12-20-02
Son I have to tell you something?
What is it father?
See Dec 25th really isn't your birthday.
Really? That's the greatest news ever. This means people may actually remember my birthday for what it is and not be concerned about getting presents.
Well y'see.... it's Oct 31st
..... fuck.