The Metrosexual Cigarette

Author: Seph_Deathstorm

Date: April 5, 2005

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-05-05
Seph: Damn, I need a smoke.
Take a big suck of me!
Err, I don't think so, I think that'd make me kinda gay. I mean... You do look gayish.
Oh come on, I am not gay, I am just Metrosexual! Come on wrap your mouth around my juicy filter, and swallow my Menthol!
It's times like these, I wish there was an option to kill on this site. Good thing there is no such thing as "Gay Hate Crimes".