Resident Evil Reject

Author: Seph_Deathstorm

Date: April 5, 2005

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-05-05
...and you're surprised you got rejected to play a zombie role in Resident Evil?
Well, come on, I am a real zombie! A REAL ZOMBIE! I don't have to act it's just human nature.
Don't you mean Zombie Nature?
Yeah... WHATEVER. Point is, I do everything exactly like a zombie, I don't act, I do it everyday!
...and you do realize they don't hire you cause you're kind eats the cast members, and crew?
CRAFT SERVICE TABLE, MOTHERFUCKER!