Britt: The Natural Self-Confidence Boost

Author: Seph_Deathstorm

Date: April 6, 2005

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-06-05
A man over the edge, plops himself down and refuses to move.
Uh... Are you like, auditioning for Oscar on Sesame Street or something?
I hate my life, I can never get a girl, I am so freaking ugly!
...Uh.. Are we flying?
I am thinking of just slitting my wrists and ending it all!
A woman meets our distressed individual...
HI, I AM BRITT. I AM A REAL ESTATE AGENT AND I AM ONLY 26! I LOVE HHH, AND YOU'RE A FAT PIG.
Hmm, maybe I am not as ugly as I once thought. Man this Britt really boosts your self-confidence!