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by Sergei
9-05-02
Josef plans his webcomic...
Hmmm... What's fun enough to put in a webcomic?
I could write something hilarious, something so fun it will re-modernize the entire history of comics....
Or! I could just say "Squeak" and call this a night...!

 

by Sergei
9-05-02
Later that week when Thomas came to visit.
Hey Josef, What's slowing your webcomic down?
Stuff just seems to happen.
You're so full of shit, prove to me you're not just being lazy!
Uh... Ehm.... Look behind you!
What? Where?

 

by Sergei
9-05-02
A couple of minutes later.
Yes, I think I lost him.
But! Lotta appears!
Hey Joey! I think Thomas was looking for you.
Oh... Banana Pie...!

 

by Sergei
9-05-02
One night.
Aha! Now to prove to Thomas that I can get this comic thing started!
All is set... NOTHING can go wrong!
You have got to be shitting me!

 

by Sergei
9-06-02
Having a discussion with Matthias...
*Ranting* Blah blah blah... Blah blah blah blah blah.
I'm to tired to think today... Much less understand what he's talking about, I'll just nod and smile.
More "Blah blah"'s, stuff, jibber-jabber, something or other.
Keep smiling and DON'T forget to nod.
I'm glad you agree! Now, I have some stuff to do. Run along. **Chuckles**
Oh No! What did I agree on? What? What? Tell me you Bald bastard!

 

by Sergei
9-06-02
Man! School was such a pain in the ass today! I'm so tired I can barely walk home. Thankfully things can only get better from now on.
Mike appears...
Hey Josef! What's up?
By the holy powers of all that is sacred... I knew I was going to be wrong, but THIS?!

 

by Sergei
9-06-02
Just another day.
Ahh, walking through the forest can be so relaxing.
I can see on your face you were suspecting a neat, cool, and funny punchline here eh? Well, fooled ya!

 

by Sergei
9-06-02
Josef's Webcomic Presents: Andy
Uh... What?
................
Am I supposed to do something?

 

by Sergei
9-07-02
Friday night, on their way to Josef's apartement.
So, Thomas has Lotta, Josef has Marica. What are WE gonna do...?
Well... I got this one idea...
Hey! Wait! I didn't mean it like THAT!
Oh Bugger...

 

by Sergei
9-09-02
Matthias and Josef, working with the "lumber" in Mia's basement.
**Ranting** Blah blah blah Talking about sex Blah blah blah talking about positions during sex.
Why is he telling me all this?
Blah blah blah leather blah blah blah latex blah blah blah dildos
I DON'T wanna know! WHY are you telling ME this?
Hey Josef, I'm taking Matthias up to the bedroom for 3-4 hours of sweaty sex. Stay down here and just keep working.
Okay, you go up and enjoy yourselves and I'll stay right here with my friend Mr. Axe...

 

by Sergei
9-09-02
Thomas is looking for an apartement.
Hey! This apartement looks nice... 1 room... kitchen... Neato.
I guess I'll have to visit there, hmmm... I'll do so tomorrow.
Hey! What's this? E-mail from Mike... Ehhh....

 

by Sergei
9-09-02
Thomas arrives at the new apartment.
Hmmm... Is THIS it... doesn't seem to fit the description...
You the new guy?
GAH!
Brighten up, I'm not THAT dangerous.
Uhm... Sorry... It's just... None of this is what I expected.
It never is... Right this way please...

 

by Sergei
9-09-02
The new apartment wasn't what Thomas expected.
And this is the kitchen, nice and roomy. Notice the top window?
I have got to get out of here... I have got to get out of here...
Now if you'll follow me over here, I'll show you the other fine "accessories".
Yes! Now I can make my escape!
Oh fuck....

 

by Sergei
9-14-02
Thomas is captured by the evil grey man and his pet octopus...
HELP! Someone out there, HELP ME!!
It's no use... No-one can hear me, I'm doomed!!
At the same time in Mia's basement.
My Rat-sense is tingling...

 

by Sergei
9-15-02
The blokes plan on saving Thomas.
Mike! Mike! Thomas is in trouble, we must quickly go forth to save him!
Holy Punkers Ratman! I already have a plan, but we must act quickly! I will use the secret powers of Punk to turn into something undefeatable!
Okay then! Change into it already!
Mike, Punker. Transform into Mighty Waffuru Punker Tron!
I feel strangely changed... Do I look mighty and powerful as I predicted...?
You look like Bugs Bunny.

 

by Sergei
9-16-02
Mike turned into a one eared rabbit.
Okay, So I've turned into a one eared rabbit... So? Maybe I got great magical powers and stuff!
Somehow I seriously doubt it...
Well, what do YOU know? It's not like YOU have the power to turn into anything!
Well, Maybe I do and I just haven't told you!
I'd like to see that!
Hey! You asked for it!

 

by Sergei
9-17-02
Meanwhile, in the dungeon.
Ah well, I bet Mike and Josef are planning on saving me at this very Moment!
Thomas Snabel, I have come for thee.
GAH!!!!!
But wait a sec, I'm Thomas SABEL, not SNABEL. You must have the wrong person.
Oh Blast it. It's the forth time this week...

 

by Sergei
10-01-02
Josef changes!
**Insert Impressive fire-like sound effects here**
By the great powers of Sex Pistols! He's actually changing into something!
I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr Demille....
Holy Punk! You've changed into a Big-Ass Demon! Now quickly, let's rescue Thomas, he is probably being tortured as we speak!
Meanwhile, in the dungeon.
Check Mate, I win.
Damn... Best two out of three?

 

by Sergei
10-01-02
Now to find and Rescue Thomas.
Yes! But shouldn't we take Andy with us?
No, I heard he was at the dentist today, something to do with his teeth.
Duh... Turning into a Demon obivously didn't improve on his intelligence...
Sorry for this young chap, but because of your teeth's sake I WILL have to force you to stop drinking Coca Cola from now on...!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by Sergei
12-25-02
Tis was the night before christmas, and all was quiet... except...
I'm telling you! Thomas won't come! He's probably still exstatic about having an apartment of his own.
Yeah yeah, I still think he'll be around.
Wait, was that a knocking on the door?
Told you he'd come. I'll go open.
You sure this was "Halloween" Josef? I seem to remember we already had that this year...
Just shut up and knock on the door again Mike...

 

by Sergei
1-05-03
In the world of dreams...
I BELIEEEEVE I CAN FLYYYY!
I BELIEEEEEVE I CAN TOUCH THE... WHA?
Wroooooom!
What... the.... fuck... I seriously need to eat more before going to sleep...
Ho Ho Ho!

 

by Sergei
1-05-03
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
What the? How did I get out of that prison? Ah well, Happy New Year!
Am I the only one worrying about the fact we're in a trench with a dead bloke?

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