Visitor gets a Computer

Author: Shadman

Date: September 6, 2001

by Shadman
9-06-01
The Visitor Returns home.
So, how was your exploratoin to Earth?
It was great. I got a device called a COM-POOT-TOR. It will allow us to comunicate with human's from Uranus. Check this shit out.
Wow this thing is great. It says I have an "Instant Message" From an Earthling named "6InchesOfPleasure"!
Do you want to spank my harry ass?
Wow, I never knew Earth could be so interesting.
I shaved my balls this morning. Want me to E-Mail you the picture?