A visit from Mr. Walton.

Author: Shadman

Date: September 8, 2001

by Shadman
9-08-01
Hello, I am Sam Walton. I own this store!
Who the fuck is this guy?
Well, don't you want to welcome the guy who signs your paychecks? The guy who gave you your job? The Walton who put the Wal in Wal-Mart?
Hold on, let me get a manager.
I'm telling you, hiring that actor to play me in the Wal Mart Training video's was a bad idea...
Hi, can you tell me where I can find Pussy Food?