Bilbo makes a prank call to his job....(The Pet Store)

Author: Shadman

Date: September 8, 2001

by Shadman
9-08-01
*RING*
They won't know what's going on!
Hell, Pet Store. How may I help you?
Yes..he he... Do you sell Bat Food?
Yes, I know this is really immature.... But it REALLY HAPPENED!!!!!
No, sorry, we don't sell bat food...
What you mother fuckers? Why don't you fucking sell bat food you assholes! FUCK YOU!