A Day in the Life of Ian Scott

Author: ShadowH

Date: February 25, 2001

by ShadowH
2-25-01
Hi there, I'm Ian Scott. I'm from the simple town of Eureka, Missouruh! We ain't so simple though, and we care a lot 'bout our youngins!
This here's my cousin Timmy! He's stayin' with me and the missus while his paw's away on bizness!
Cousin Ian, why does muh rear end hurt?
GET BACK IN THE GODDAMNED BARN, BOY, 'FORE I TELL YER DADDY THAT YOU BEEN HUFFIN'!!