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by Shaede
2-25-01
I wonder what the latest news is online...
...Lesse...according to ABC news...
All your base are belong to us...

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
There are some of us who live in the real world. Then there are others...
Where am I?
This must be the real world. How did I get out here?
I must have wondered away from my computer again.

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
Last thing I remember, I was making a base in Star Craft.
...Theres a critter in my way.
I think I'll kill it with an SCV once I'm energitic enough to move.

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
I need to find my way back to my computer.
But the Fog of War has covered my path.
I'll just save and get back to it later. I'm too lazy to do anything right now.

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
You looked lost sonny. Do you know yer on my property?
Yeah, I got lost in the fog of war while searching for my command center. I think I need more supply depots or I won't get any more SCVs.
Err, right. I'll just call the cops an' have 'em pick ya up.

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
I must get back to my Command Center before I'm attacked...but how?
Hey. You look smart. Help me break outta here.
No prob. Do you have any vespene gas? I haven't collected any yet.
Never heard of that drug, but I'll ask around if you help me out.

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
It looks like your free to go, kid. The farmer didn't press charges.
Okay. If I was held in their any longer, this world would be over-run with Zerg.
...
Get outta here you freak!

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
Well, I finally made it back to my computer.
Aw, crap. It looks like windows has performed an illegal operation again...

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
What happened?
My computer crashed again.

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
Hello. I'm looking for a new PC. My last one crashed and took half the city with it. I want a more stable system.
We have just what you need! You don't have to run on windows! You can use Linux, Unix, or even plain MS-DOS! Not only is it reliable, but cheaper as well!
What software do you have for those systems?
...
Did I mention that they don't crash?

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
If you want software, check out the latest stuff on Windows 2000!
Just wait for it Windows to load...
...and you'll see its the hottest computer stuff there is!

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
--You are a Machintosh--
--I know--
--I am programmed to destroy non-Windows bases systems--
--Can't we all live together in harmony?--
--No--

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
--I am the fastest computer there is--
Why do you have a flame thrower?
--I am programmed to destroy non-Windows based machines!--
This computer looks cool! I'll buy it if it comes with the flamethrower!

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
Ah. Finally, a new computer for my computer lab!
I hope it can do more than my last computer could!
--No, accually I don't support any old software, just the new stuff, and in a year or so I won't be able to support that software either. Welcome to hell! MWA HA HA HA--

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
So, how's the reconstruction?
Well, looks like most of the city has been rebuilt after your computer crashed.
Thats good. I've had enough of chaotic computer systems for one lifetime
--Target: Apple Headquarters. Missile launch in 3hr45min17sec--

 

by Shaede
2-25-01
Apple Headquarters
That computer you sold me just launched missiles at the Apple Computer corporation. I'd like to return it.
Sorry. No returns. Plus, it destroyed 3 Apple computers while on display.
I guess Bill Gates is really after money.
While your here would you like to sign up for a Time Warner cable modem?

 

by Shaede
2-26-01
Ok you dumb computer, what do you want?
--I will take over the world--
Theres no way I'm letting Microsoft rule the world!
--You will be assimilated--
I forgot you had a flamethrower.
--He he-

 

by Shaede
5-18-01
--config.sys deleted--
There, that should do it.
...crap.
--error reading flamethrower driver--

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