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by Shai_Gar
9-22-01
i wonder if the letter bomb has arrived in spinners mail yet
this'll be cool
oh well thats what ya get when u make PA expensive
arggghhh
hehehehehehe
ah that felt good

 

by Shai_Gar
9-22-01
At PA crew headquarters
thus i summon thee, Mordja do my bidding
damn PA crew bastards
at the main Legion planet
WE ARE BEIN ROIDED
i hate being in Legion
and thus concludes legions lesson in cheating
NOOOOOO noooooo poor squirrel he never stood a chance

 

by Shai_Gar
9-22-01
damn im horny
i could do with a barbie lunch
hey how are you, how do you feel about sex
damn nice tits
goddamn u fine

 

by Shai_Gar
2-10-02
one day of the life of #heman
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Shai-Gar and Golin|power have joined #he-man
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by Shai_Gar
2-10-02
Shai and Gemma complain
its not fair, im not in a comic
:( same here
rar
how about we make one with us in it
yeah good idea
m00
pffft
anyway

 

by Shai_Gar
2-10-02
Shai-Gar the trivia bot
how long is my penis
wtf
heh, now your stumped
Rhumsaa changes topic to 'I was attacked by Shai-Gar's trivia bot'
Shai-Gar not attack, this is Shai-Gar attack
shit

 

by Shai_Gar
2-10-02
Planetarion Forums GD
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Mer! the mean bitch enters scene
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Guess who
Shai Gar gets new ISP and account
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by Shai_Gar
2-10-02
a day in the life of Shai
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bloody bitch
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dont worry people, that twat has been IP banned
yay
new isp and account people
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by Shai_Gar
2-11-02
Liselotte experiments with lsd
woooohhh trippy
i can fly
aww fuck
......
screw this lsd sux

 

by Shai_Gar
2-11-02
PA says goodbye to some of its beloved leaders, messiah and mer
boo hoo, my doggy died, im leaving PA
well, if ur going whore, im coming with you
YAY
YAY
no, seriously, we are actually sad
YAY
YAY

 

by Shai_Gar
2-11-02
Cont.
SPAMS UP
I AM THE NEW ADMIN, I AM JAMMYJIM FEEL MY WRATH
fuck you, ill spam if i want, ur just a mod
I HEARD THAT, YOU ARE NOW IP BANNED
aww fuck

 

by Shai_Gar
2-11-02
in the near future
un ip ban me right the fuck now
no
good
fine ur unip banned

 

by Shai_Gar
2-11-02
isnt
this
the
best
comic
ever

 

by Shai_Gar
2-12-02
nothing to see here move it along people

 

by Shai_Gar
2-12-02
you suck
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
Yahwe trying out a new flame
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

 

by Shai_Gar
2-12-02
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
*poof*
thank you
was getting lame anyway

 

by Shai_Gar
2-12-02
Invasion of #mer
*** Joins: Shai
*** Joins: Vig|Munchies
*** Joins: OmniT|Project
*** Joins: Fist
nah, too discusting
i feel all dirty now
(Splatpack) hi

 

by Shai_Gar
2-12-02
another day in #cnuts
i need sex ffs
so do i
yes but unlike you barry i have actually had sex
so have i
yahwe doesnt count
oh

 

by Shai_Gar
2-13-02
Presenting the ultimate in American War Technology: The smart bomb!
Hello there, pal. You wouldn't happen to have seen MY pet, would you?
Perhaps... What does it look like?
Well. I suppose it's A.I. still needs some tweaking
It's wears a robe, has a really really long beard, and it listens to the name Osama Bin Laden
...

 

by Shai_Gar
2-13-02
Hey! Check it out! Dick Tricks!
Holy Fuck! A three twist candy cane!
...alright, pull this around that and there we go...
Wow! A honeyball ham riding an inner tube!
Wait, now you're just jerking off.

 

by Shai_Gar
2-15-02
heartbreaking choices & #Cnuts
oh, me is heart broken... i should leave this place only reminds me of her
well im sorry guys, you know teh story, and i cant stand it. im off i might c u around sometime, i hope so well anyway ill be in Europe november
#cnuts cont.
right well then, see you tommorow
no para, its for real this time, i have a social life to get back to and the long hours on the net doesnt help it. so im off for real. Goodbye
one day later... in Cnuts
ffs its weird IRL, people are just so strange they dont even understand what a n00b or a mer groupie is
wb shai

 

by Shai_Gar
2-15-02
"Oops!...I did it again...I played with your heart, got lost in the game...Oh, Baby, Baby..."
You suck! Get off the stage!
"Oops!...You think I'm in love...That I'm sent from above...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
"I'm not that innocent..."
Then show us ur tits!!!

 

by Shai_Gar
2-17-02
i am Shai
i am gemma
i am OmniTrout
i am power
i am paradox
i am barry

 

by Shai_Gar
2-17-02
i am P
i m fist
i am inf
WE ARE THE
utter twats
fuck you Mer

 

by Shai_Gar
2-20-02
so, once we have added the tomatos, we chop up the bacon and fry it to a crisp
now that the bacon is done just sprinklea that and pour on the salad
now for a little tossing
kitty dont watch this, dude thats just sick

 

by Shai_Gar
2-23-02
is this the end of fantasia?
all he has to do is name me, and all of fantasia will be saved
THEN WHY DOESNT HE?!? WTF IS HIS PROBLEM
Because he doesnt believe in us, all he has to do is say my name and he will be able to save us
Do it Human child save us
child? ffs
all right emperess i will name you "MOONCHILD"

 

by Shai_Gar
2-23-02
wtf, your no child, anyway what kind of freak names someone moonchild? were you high or something? anyway you are now in fantasia you have unlimited wishes blah blah blah just fix things ffs
unlimited wishes? fuck fixing things
now this is what im talking about
now lets get freaky

 

by Shai_Gar
2-23-02
now lets get down to business, i want to Rule this world as Emperor and God, i want a harem of hundreds of sexy chix and really cool psychic powers
i have unleashed a monster
things get worse for Fantasia
RIght and fuck that ivory Tower i want to live in a Castle with AA armaments
umm excuse me sir can you please bring back my horse
......
werent you that faggot who cried when your horse died, then no, your horse is condemmed to hellfire for eternity

 

by Shai_Gar
2-23-02
woh, who the fuck are you
i am your adviser sir
fuck off, this is fucking sweet
fucking oath, there are some things requireing your attention,
Mr RockHead accidentally ran over the slug racing champion, what is your decree, should he do community work or apologise?
fuck that, Public execution and then wipe out anyone stupid enough to race on a slug

 

by Shai_Gar
2-23-02
wasnt that a really crappy set of comix
indeed i wonder what was going through his mind
was he on drugs?
who cares, lets just get on with it
maww maww reebee beeree RAWR
anyway

 

by Shai_Gar
2-23-02
in an innocent Msn conversation with some chick i know IRL
can i tell you a funny story
umm sure, do go on
brb
pfft fine i'll wait
i was sick, me mum also sed i was sik, i thought i would fall down, i hit my head and i didnt feel it
ok that was just sad

 

by Shai_Gar
2-24-02
i heard he wants to make a comic about her majesty the Queen
yeah? what about
thats the thing he has no idea yet
well maybe he should get a move on then
.......
well here it is then

 

by Shai_Gar
2-24-02
down at the bronx
NEEEEGRO, WHERE AAAAAARRREE YOU?
down at the bronx
WTF???

 

by Shai_Gar
2-24-02
(this was not shamelessly stolen from teh bible.)
hello Lucifer, where have you been?
Hello God, just taking a stroll around earth
have you considerd my servant Zealot? there are none liek him on earth he is blame less and leads a good life
does he fear you for nothing you gave him all he has, take it away and he will no longer love you
fine i will allow you to test him, but i charge you; only his material wealth
hehehe

 

by Shai_Gar
2-25-02
meanwhile on earth...
ah there he is
hehehehe
why do you do this every single fucking time
mey i test this one god?
fine i will allow you to test him, but i charge you; only his material wealth

 

by Shai_Gar
2-27-02
AliasX and God in an argument
i made Gommorah what it is today
no you didnt i did
oh... well i mean before you smashed it down and destroyed it
oh
fuck
damn i love doing that. maybe i should head on over to new york

 

by Shai_Gar
2-28-02
Take 1...and...ACTION!
Father, forgive them, for they don't not know, uh, I mean, they know not now -- oh crap. Line?
HAHAHAHAHA!
Take 2...and...ACTION!
Father, (giggle) forgive them (giggle) -- damn it, Simon! Stop smiling, you bastard! HAHAHAHA!
AAAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, man! I'll behave...
Take 3...and...ACTION!
...HAR HAR HEE HEE HEEEE! I'm dyin' over here! HOOOOO!
"Dying over here!" BWAHAHAHAAAA!

 

by Shai_Gar
2-28-02
umm wasnt that 2nd last figure sposed to be jesus?????
......
............
............
............
maybe

 

by Shai_Gar
3-05-02
i
am
as
bored
as
fuck

 

by Shai_Gar
8-30-02
September 11, 2001
Early September 2002

 

by Shai_Gar
8-30-02

 

by Shai_Gar
9-28-02
sorry guys but noone trolled GD on september 11
but never fear join my school for spammers and join my own personal army
its not like anyof us have anything else to do
oh yeah and im on my way back to the forums
okay...

 

by Shai_Gar
1-25-03
the DYB members meet in a park in
Shai Gar
Starbucks
cardiff, each of the members show up
DeathJam
Snurx
armed and paranoid.
Sword
TDO

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