A Mighty Morphing Power Smurf...

Author: Shake

Date: March 6, 2004

by Shake
3-06-04
A tranformation....
Hahaha! Now I can unleash my petty bitterness upon the world without them ever knowing it is actually I, The legendary Smurf, snubbed tournament creator, shunned predictor..
THE INCOMPARABLE FAILURE THAT IS ME! I will slip into my disguise and get back at all of them, ALL WHO SHUNNED ME ! And they'll never know! Mwahahahaha!
...Feel the wrath....
Any Tournament you create gets a lot of praise and attention!!! I am jealous, bitter and impotent and I HATE YOU FOR IT BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO HATE THEN TO GET OFF MY LAZY ASS AND TRY TO MAKE MY OWN!!!
Whoah, Smurf, why are you going off at me? I haven't done anything to you.
..Of the not-so-incognitó Smurfing Ranger!
Wh..wha-..what?! How did you all know it was me? You big meanie. I will cry and play with my barbies now.
Well, for one thing, your face is still as blue as the bruises I gave your mom.