Decisions, decisions.

Author: Shake

Date: October 24, 2004

by Shake
10-24-04
So, I'm writing a board-based Rpg tha-
Oh! OH!! I want to be the main whose sperm obliterates entire planets while my ears shoot out rockets and my nostrils strangle small pets like this one..
..an-an-and I wear a purple cape that shoots darts and my eyes squirt acid that burns through the Earth's crust and reaches China where it..
will develope intelligence and revolutionize their political system and receive the Holy Katana of attack +99 which it will bring back to me! Can I? CAN I?!
'...No.'