My Trip to Georgia: Old Ancestor trying to find his way home

Author: ShaolinLambKiller

Date: November 3, 2001

I wish I never left the comfort of Metalgirl back home. I wish I had some yodals. why must I always mess everything up.
*drool* yodals. Yummy frosted yodals.
Well hello I didn't expect you to be here. Are you ready for your long and painful torture?
Countinued..
*trembling* Mr. SLK you are looking quite nice today. I thought you were just joking all this time.
No I am sorry everything I said was not in jest. you shall in a far worst fate than JESUS did, that cocksucking bastard.