Because there is a paperclip

Author: ShaolinLambKiller

Date: January 10, 2002

Yo little grey I know just what you need.
Really? You mean you can change me into a real boy, with a real chance of life perhaps?
NO! You stupid shit. you need one of these fine hoes over here to make you feel like a real boy again. dipshi crackerclip.
Well I was hoping for a chance of a meaningful life but whores are always good too. I'll take the brunette.
Are you for real? A fucking paperclip John? What the hell is this bullshit?
It is called "raping you with my rough metal prong" you stupid bitch I paid now strip!