Because there is a paperclip #2

Author: ShaolinLambKiller

Date: January 10, 2002

....oh..christ you fucking pig.... ughhh that was the worst lay of my entire life.
Fuck you, suited me just fine, hope you enjoy bleeding to death in the gutter you trailer trash slut.
Hello Santa you fucking boozehound. Why don't you fucking eat that kettle of yours because no one gives a fucking shit.
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS GIVE TO THE POOR! HO Hoo you shit monkey drop in an abyss.
HO HO HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DYING HOOKER!
Yea she ain't that great, but have at her if you can actually get it up you heart attack prone browneye.